Conversation between Jarrod and Emily today:
Emily: Daddy your truck has bird poop on it.
Daddy: Oh really?
Emily: Yeah, when I get a car I am not going to have bird poop on mine.
Daddy: How are you going to keep birds from pooping on it?
Emily: I will just put a sign on it that says "No bird pooping allowed!"
Daddy: (trying to control laughter) Oh ok.
5 days ago